ອຸບັດເຫດ
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ແກ້ວມິ່ງ ແບກໃບຫູແດງໆທັງສອງເບື້ອງເຂົ້າໄປຫາທ່ານໝໍ.
ທ່ານໝໍຖາມວ່າ ຫູເຂົາເປັນຫຍັງມາ. ແກ້ວມິ່ງຕອບວ່າ “ຕອນຂ້ອຍພວມລີດເສື້ອຢູ່ນັ້ນ ພໍດີສຽງໂທລະສັບດັງຂຶ້ນ, ແທນທີ່ຊິຍົກຫູໂທລະສັບຂຶ້ນຟັງ ຂ້ອຍໂລດບັງເອີນຫຼົງຍົກເຕົາລີດຂຶ້ນມາແປະໃສ່ຫູ”
“ໂທເອີຍ” ທ່ານໝໍລັ່ນສຽງອອກມາ,
“ແຕ່ຫູອີກເບື້ອງໜຶ່ງເດລະ ເປັນຫຍັງ?”
“ກະຍ້ອນບັກຕາຍເວນນັ້ນໂທມາອີກຫັ້ນແລ້ວ” ແກ້ວມິ່ງຕອບ.
REPEATED ACCIDENT
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Keoming with two red ears went to his doctor.
The medico asked him what had happened doctor. to
his ears and he answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.
“Oh, dear !” the doctor exclaimed,
“But what happened to your other ear ? “
“the scoundrel called back” replied Keoming.