TO BE DRUNK IS A DISGRACE

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A father and his young son were seated in the river bank beer bar.

The father had drunk beer and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance.

“Never drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be drunk is a disgrace”.

“Yes, father, but how can I tell when I have

enough or I am drunk?”

The old man pointed with his finger: “Do you see those two men sitting in the corner? If you saw four men there, you would know that you were drunk”.

“Yes, father, but… but… there is only one man in that corner”.