ເພື່ອແກ້ປວດຫົວ
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ຢູ່ມາມື້ໜຶ່ງ, ຊາຍຄົນໜຶ່ງເຂົ້າໄປຮ້ານຂາຍຢາ ແລະ ຖາມຂຶ້ນວ່າ: “ເຈົ້າມີຢາແກ້ປວດຫົວບໍ?”. ເຈົ້າຂອງຮ້ານຈັບເອົາແກ້ວຢາຈາກຖ້ານ, ດຶງກະດອນອອກ ແລ້ວເຍີງໃສ່ກ້ອງດັງເຂົາ.
ກິ່ນຢານັ້ນແຮງຂະໜາດ ຈົນເຮັດໃຫ້ນໍ້າຕາຊາຍຄົນນັ້ນໄຫຼຮວາດແກ້ມລົງມາ.
“ເປັນຫຍັງຈຶ່ງເຮັດແນວນັ້ນໃຫ້ຂ້ອຍ?” ເຂົາເວົ້າດ້ວຍຄວາມໂມໂຫ ຫລັງຈາກກັ້ນໃຈ.
“ແຕ່ວ່າຢານີ້ ມັນກະຊ່ວຍໃຫ້ເຈົ້າຫາຍປວດຫົວບໍ່ແມ່ນຫວະ?” ເຈົ້າຂອງຮ້ານເວົ້າຂຶ້ນ.
” ເຈົ້າຫັ້ນເປັນບ້າ, ເມຍຂ້ອຍພຸ້ນປວດຫົວ ບໍ່ແມ່ນຂ້ອຍ!” ຊາຍຄົນນັ້ນວ່າ.
TO CURE A HEADACHE
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One day a man went into a drugstore and asked:
“Have you anything to cure a headache?”
The owner of the store took a bottle from a shelf, took out the cork and held it under the man’s nose.
The smell was so strong that tears came into the man’s eyes and ran down his cheeks.
“Why did you do that for me ?” he said angrily.
as soon as he could get back his breath.
” But that medicine has cured your headache,
hasn’t it?” said the owner.
“you fool, “said the man, “It’s my wife that has the headache, not me !”