ຂ້ອຍຂໍຈ່າຍໃຫ້
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ເມື່ອຄົນເຈັບຕື່ນຂຶ້ນມາ ຫລັງຈາກການຜ່າຕັດ, ທ່ານໝໍບອກເຂົາວ່າ :
“ຂ້ອຍຢ້ານວ່າຊິໄດ້ຜ່າຕັດເຈົ້າຄືນໃໝ່ອີກໄດ໋ ເພາະວ່າຂ້ອຍລືມມີດຕັດໄວ້ໃນໂຕເຈົ້າ”
“ເອີ່… ຖ້າວ່າພຽງເພື່ອເອົາມີດຕັດຫັ້ນ, ຂ້ອຍຊື້ໃຫ້ເຈົ້າໃໝ່ກໍໄດ້ ຂໍແຕ່ຢ່າມາສົນກັບຂ້ອຍອີກ”
I’D RATHER PAY FOR THEM
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The surgeon told his patient who woke up after having operated, “I’m afraid we’re going to have to of operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my scissors inside you. “well if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone”