ນັກແຕ້ມ: ນີ້ທ່ານ… ຮູບແຜ່ນນັ້ນ ແມ່ນຮູບງົວກຳລັງກິນຫຍ້າ”.
ຜູ້ເຂົ້າຊົມ: “ຢູ່ໃສຫຍ້າ?”
ນັກແຕ້ມ: “ຫຍ້າຫັ້ນງົວກິນໝົດແລ້ວ”
ຜູ້ເຂົ້າຊົມ: “ແຕ່ງົວເດຢູ່ໃສ?”
ນັກແຕ້ມ: “ທ່ານຄົງບໍ່ຄິດຕີວ່າ ງົວມັນຊິໄປໂງ່ຢືນຢູ່
ບ່ອນທີ່ມັນເລັມຫຍ້າຈົນກ້ຽງແລ້ວ?”
A COW GRAZING
……………………………………………………..
Artist: “That, sir, is a cow grazing”.
Visiter: “Where is the grass?”
Artist: “The cow has eaten it up”
Visiter: “But where is the cow?”
Artist: “You don’t suppose she’d be fool
enough to stay there after she’d
eaten all the grass, do you?”